I am what I write

“Lenin is my idol”
-My Grandmother (ex Gerwani member)-
[I was really surprised when I hear that a few weeks a go]

If mathematical induction is really inductive, then it cannot be used in any mahematical proof.

Theorem A : If A is a rational number then A = -A
Prove   :  1 = root(1)
= root(-1 x -1)
= root(-1) x root(-1)
= -1
Now we have 1 = -1. Multiply both sizes by A, we get:
A = -A

unQED

Heisenberg is a physicts who is famous of his uncertainty theory (the velocity of an electron becomes uncertain if its possition is known well, and so otherwise). One day, he is stopped by a policeman because of driving too fast.
Policeman  : “Do you know how fast you are going?”
Heisenberg : “No. But I know exactly where I am.”

Panoramix is bringing magic water that can make trees grow very fast. He shows it to Asterix and Obelix. He pours it on a small Oak tree and it instantly becomes a very big Oak tree.
Asterix : “Wow… Amazing!”
Obelix  : “Why? It looks like just an ordinary Oak Tree.”
Asterix : “Yes. But didn’t you see how fast it grew?”
Obelix  : “Well, I am not surprised because I hadn’t seen any Oak tree grows before.”

When God created me, she just wanted to show-off